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rylanxduck:

Yeah why?

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[Gun noises]

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THIS

THIS IS WHY I LOVE THE SHOW

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everybody should have this on their blog

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pornstarwars:

marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”

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bonesbuckleup:

princessmelia:

texts-from-the-bus:

msjarvis:

lucithor:

weretaire:

the real question is does this running gear belong to steve rogers or bucky barnes ??

Plot twist: it’s Coulson’s

Plot twist of the plot twist: It’s Tony’s

DOES IT GO WITH BOOBS? I WANT ONE

Guys… This is clearly Sam Wilson’s

One day all the Avengers show up to train together and they’re all wearing these.
Steve takes one look, turns around, and walks out.

bonesbuckleup:

princessmelia:

texts-from-the-bus:

msjarvis:

lucithor:

weretaire:

the real question is
does this running gear belong to steve rogers or bucky barnes ??

Plot twist: it’s Coulson’s

Plot twist of the plot twist: It’s Tony’s

DOES IT GO WITH BOOBS? I WANT ONE

Guys… This is clearly Sam Wilson’s

One day all the Avengers show up to train together and they’re all wearing these.

Steve takes one look, turns around, and walks out.

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thesejokesdontcount said: I think this whole transition with the ads is really cool, and I like that you're doing it. However, seeing people make it their business to know what exactly you do with however much money you make kind of irks me. Nerdfighters can be so enlightened and caring, but does it ever frustrate you how intrusive they can be, analyzing every statement you make and now even analyzing your money?

edwardspoonhands:

No. I see our business as being owned by Nerdfighteria more than it is owned by me. If I have an unofficial board of directors with 200,000 passionate, caring people on it, that’s fine with me.

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liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

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"My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you’re never around assholes. That’s the two things to really fight for in life."

— John Waters  (via detailsdetales)

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carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

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pridefulvanity:

In today’s episode of uselessly gendered items - ear plugs for women. Because you can’t stick a piece of plastic in your ear unless it’s pink and the box has a flower on it. 

The women’s one is smaller…

pridefulvanity:

In today’s episode of uselessly gendered items - ear plugs for women. Because you can’t stick a piece of plastic in your ear unless it’s pink and the box has a flower on it. 

The women’s one is smaller…

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captainamuricasass:

I wanna be

where the people are

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:)

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When my friend tells me I am going to need a sperm donor

myfriendsaremarried:

and I’m like…
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I’m 26.
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smartgirlsattheparty:

unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

So. Good. 

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